It's Good News Week - Hedgehoppers Anonymous

It's Good News Week Lyrics

It's good news week
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky
It's good news week
Someone's found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die
Have you heard the news?
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?
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It's good news week
Famines shake the need for coal

By stimulating birth control
We're wanting less to eat
It's good news week
Doctors finding many ways
Of wrapping brains in metal trays
To keep us from the heat
It's good news week
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky
It's good news week
Someone's found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die
Have you heard the news?
What did it say?
Who's won that race?
What's the weather like today?
What's the weather like today?
(Some recordings have this verse here...)
It's good news week
Famines shake the need for coal
By stimulating birth control
We're wanting less to eat
(Other recordings have this verse here...)
It's good news week
Lots of blood in Asia now
They've butchered up the sacred cow
They've got a lot to eat
It's good news week
Doctors finding many ways
Of wrapping brains in metal trays
To keep us from the heat
To keep us from the heat
To keep us from the heat
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Lyrics submitted by Jay.