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Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay
[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's world]People call me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)
[He don't wanna get out of bed]Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, make teas,
Alarm, snooze back to sleep
All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man
[Waste man, waste man]Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement
[Waste man]I'm so complacent, so I will stay here
They're banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, they just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)
They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim
Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing room

Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think
I'm think to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing
I just wanted a bit of stiff competition
[Erm, sorry Jason]What, what do you want?
[We've just had a complaint]Piss off
[From a very valued client]I said piss off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership]Shut up I don't care
This is a crap gym
[Well, mate, just leave, please]It doesn't work, how do I know it works
I'm still fat, why am I still fat
[Just go, please]It's a shit gym
Sod off
I got a baby mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb
I was very very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a matter of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it happened
Some Nigerian guy called Tunde
Who told me to call him Thomas for short
Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk
At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his nine
He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
But this is a woman's car
[Shut up it's for my wife)
He would come in like every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tariq
Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)
[Hello Jason]
What?
[We're from the Metropolitan Police fraud department)
Police!
[We'd like ask you a few...]Oink oink!
[Excuse me?]Oink, you're a pig
[Excuse me?!]Listen go away man, I don't wanna get arrested
I wanna rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, you're coming with me]All my little brothers smoke weed
[Oh my goodness]Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder
Bed
I can sleep till the world ends
And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail them
'Cause all I ever do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think you're thin?
[Well no]Well then
[I hate you!]I abuse most of them
I think that's how I lose most of them
I don't want to get too close to them
After what happened to Elton in school
Elton was cool
But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I said no!]She said no but he went ahead and felt her
[Get off me!]I think he's just coming out of Feltham
My last girl was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]Who went everywhere in a cab
I told her I'm rich
She took me to Harrod
And picked up this Gucci worth a grand
I went quiet like words from my gran
'Cause that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too much to spend on a bag
As soon as we got to the till, I ran
[Where you going?!]Then my mobile rang
['Ello?]It was my first love, Ann
[Hi Jason]She said she split up with her man
[He's gone]And she's in need of a bang
[Come round]I said I'll be on a bus in a minute
She said "you better not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh yes]He took me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's this for?
[Put a little on the top just before]Got to her house, clock says 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting more
'Cause she's sore she went down south
And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak loud
Are you saying you can't feel your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]Are you saying where is this mouse?
What, you want me to take your couch?
Look if you want to kiss me, out
That's when she kicked me, ouch
I think she's trying to kick me out
Just tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm gone

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There are at least four artists using the name Sway:
(1) A rapper from the United Kingdom
(2) A shoegaze band from the United States
(3) A musician from Norway
(4) An indie rock band from Czech Republic

1.) Derek Andrew Safo (born 5 September 1982) is a English hip hop artist of Ghanaian origins, who uses the stage names Sway DaSafo or simply Sway; he is also a full-time producer, establishing DCypha Productions. According to the Still Speedin Songfacts he is the cousin of former Arsenal Ghanian international footballer Quincy Owusu-Abeyie and grime MC Lethal Bizzle.

Sway was born to a Muslim father and to a Christian mother. Sway attended Redlands Primary School where he spent most of his
time experimenting with music, rewriting the lyrics of his favorite artists. He attended Highgate Wood Secondary School in North London where he spent his spare time using the school equipment for musical production. Producing tracks for local artists,
he was told to use his personality to write songs by adding his humor with his lyrical talent. At the age of 16. Sway had a place in the grand final
of an open mic session at Dingwalls in London. He lost to Chester P of Task Force while Sway was a member of Tottenham-based hip hop trio Phynix Crew. Sway produced many solo singles despite being in a rap group and his first break was under the name 'Sway DaSafo' on the track "On My Own" which reached the A-list of BBC Radio 1Xtra when the station was launched.In 2003, Sway started to pursue a solo career in the British music scene. He was invited by his cousin, DJ Ink, to feature on some of his drum and bass tracks and he became a member of the group Fifth Element.[1] In 2004, Sway established DCypha Productions to enable him to release his mixtapes and debut solo album, This Is My Demo. At DCypha, Sway produces his beats and songs alongside his long-time friend Bigz.
Sway launched his solo career upon the disbanding of his group One by releasing two independent mixtapes, called This Is My Promo Volumes 1 and 2. They were underground successes, and his debut LP This Is My Demo was released on 6 February 2006. Its second single, "Little Derek", headed
in at #38 on the UK national charts. His song "Hype Boys" is used in the video game Need for Speed: Carbon, and the song "Flo Fashion" is used in the video game FIFA Street 2.
Following the release and critical acclaim of his debut album, Sway started recording his second album which he had been planning from the This Is My Promo mixtape series. In the run up to the album's release, Sway featured on numerous songs and signed to Akon's Konvict Muzik record label in 2007, becoming the only UK artist to be signed to the label. Sway released the One for the
Journey EP on May 14, 2007 on his DCypha Productions label which featured an appearance from Chamillionaire on a Part 2 version of "Up Your Speed". Following this, Sway released two mixtapes: The Dotted Lines and The Signature mixtape. The Dotted Lines mixtape was released in early 2008 and announced the recording of his second album. It was released to coincide
with the 2008 Africa Cup of Nations, which was hosted in Ghana and to which the song "Black Stars", a remix of "Black Boys" by Bashy, is dedicated.In December 2009, Sway announced that he was working on a new mixtape, and unveiling two tracks in the process:
"Payback" and "The Watcher". Sway then released a download-only single on iTunes named "Everyday Valentine" to coincide withValentine's Day in 2010. He offered those who were able to provide evidence for purchasing the single the opportunity to receive his mixtape prior to its release for free. The mixtape was due to be released on February 14, 2010, however this was pushed back due to continued work by Akon on the final song. The mixtape was released on February 26, 2010 from his website, to the public for free. It has been described online as 'better than most people's albums' and will feature Akon, Styles P, Kardinal Offishall, Giggs, Bigz and Mr Hudson. The Mixtape has been a smash hit online, boasting over 10,000 downloads in 10 days, both with the fans, other artists and critics and was reviewed by British Newspaper Metro who picked up on Sway's "trademark sharp
humor and quirky observations" going on to say that Sway "will reign over British rap sooner rather than later." His reputation rose from underground to mainstream after coming into the public eye by winning a MOBO award in September 2005 for Best Hip Hop Act, defeating heavyweight hip hop artists 50 Cent
and The Game to collect the award. He was also nominated for the second year running in the Best Hip Hop category and Best UK Male for the MOBO awards held at the end of September 2006[3] and in September 2008 for Best UK Male.[4] In July 2006, Sway's album This Is My Demo was nominated for the 2006 Mercury Music Prize but the award was won by the Arctic Monkeys at the ceremony on September 6.[5] In 2008, Sway was nominated for two awards at the Urban Music Awards. In November 2006, Sway won a BET Hip-Hop Award for "Best UK Hip-Hop Act", beating Blak Twang, Plan B, Dizzee Rascal and Kano. By being nominated and winning the BET for "BEST UK Hip-Hop Act", Sway appeared in a video showing himself in a cipher with Saigon, Remy Ma, and Rhymefest free-styling on a rooftop in New York. The freestyle was featured on The Dotted Lines mixtape.

2.) Sway is a shoegaze group founded in Ventura, California, United Sates in 1999. The band was founded by Andrew Saks and also included Amber Carlson, Seth Eubanks, and Vince Alatorre; however, the other members have since left the band, and Saks is now the sole member.

Sway has released several albums, including 2000's self-titled sway, 2003's The Millia Pink And Green EP, 2006's Winter Heart EP, and 2011's This Was Tomorrow. Saks is currently writing material for a 2013 release on Saint Marie Records.

3.) Sway was the artist name of Norwegian artist Espen Lind when he released his first album “Mmm…
Prepare To Be Swayed” in 1995.

4.) Sway is also Czech indie band.

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