Klan Kookout (Live) Lyrics

Grab a seat, have somethin to eat,
help yourself it's alright.
If you wanna beer they're over here,
but we only got Coors Light.
Try a chip with my homemade dip,
the stuff is outta sight.
Right before bed we'll shave your head,
good to see you dressed in white.
Cause it's a klan cookout.
It's a klan cookout.
Klan cookout.
Klan cookout.
Here's my wife slash sister,
she brightens up my day.
She went away and I missed her,
cause my moms a lousy lay.

Don't hang with foreign fellows,
it will only be your loss.
Stay here and roast marshmellows,
by the burning cross.
At the klan cookout.
At the klan cookout.
Dan's on lookout.
At the klan cookout.
And if you're black,
don't wanna see your face.
They're like a high school track,
just a stupid race.
We gotta plan.
Kill all the jews.
Are you mexican?
Because you confused.
Seni