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Lorelei
Lorelei had lazy eyes
Straight ahead she would stare
And still see shit over there with her lazy eyesAnabel
Anabel had an odd odd odd smell
Cigarettes and gin
With some ball sweat mixed in
Such an odd odd smellDona Ruth
Dona Ruth had a snaggletooth
Her smile would win her no fans
But she could open some cans
With her snaggletooth
Marie Claire
Marie Claire had long long red hair
Soft and silky I swear
But her asshole is wear
She had long red hairOh these ladies were lovely
So I don't now why

I sent them all packing
Yeah I let them all fly
Oh I should be cool
Give them another try
Except for the one with the lazy eyes
Can't get past that one
Rosario
Rosario was from Mexico
There's nothing wrong with that
But her ankles where fat
So she had to go
Nothing wrong with that
But her ankles were fat
So she had to go
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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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