Lady Sarah Black always knew her destiny was to become the sultry singing siren of the most Gothic and grievously macabre performing ensemble and to compose musical masterpieces about all things detestable, deviant, disturbing…and dare one say, delectable.

So the Lady Black set about becoming the accomplished composer and chanteuse we all worship and adore. But she was faced with a serious predicament, barring her path to becoming the world’s foremost Scary and Creepy (yet hauntingly irresistible) Gothic Diva. She needed another corruptible soul to help her realize her nefarious goals.

Searching through the candidates at the conservatory, Sarah finally found a worthy specimen: an easily manipulated apt and talented pupil that was perfectly suited for her gothic performing needs. And to carry her luggage.
Unfortunately, Braxton Ballew played double bass.

Nobody’s perfect.

And so, Valentine Wolfe was born: Purveyors, Performers, and Composers of the finest Gothic Cabaret music for Voice, Double Bass, and Electronics. Proudly providing macabre entertainment for Living, Dead, and Otherwise, since 2006. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.