Mardy Bum Lyrics

Well now then Mardy Bum
I've seen your frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes offAnd out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much preferIt's one that laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face onWell now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much'Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bearWell can't we laugh and joke around?
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember that

On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face onAnd yeah I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a stateAnd I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the groundAnd it was up, up and away
Aw but it's right hard to remember that
On a day like today when you're all argumentative
And you've got the face on