I was too scared to phone
In case you weren't alone
So I called up your best friend instead
Because I had to knowOh, and when I asked her
If you two were
Still living together, she said
"I don't think so"And please don't think that
I'm suggesting you're over-sexed
But if he's really gone
Oh please, can I be the next?
Let me be the nextAnd if you really knew
How much I'd worshiped you
Right from the first time we spoke
Would you have relented?But all those looks we'd share
When he wasn't there
Do you think that was all just a joke?
Oh, well I meant itAnd please don't think that
I'm suggesting you're over-sexed
But if he's really gone
Oh please, can I be the next?
Let me be the nextPlease, can I be the next?
Let me be the next
Please, can I be the next?
Let me be the next