Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis NavidadBrother Ken brought his kids with him, the three from his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak store
We need some ice and an extension chordA can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja, everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the familyFred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lightsCousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn

He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Holy Night'Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snowA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Haleluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family, Felis Navidad