Message from a Former Employer - Schaffer The Darklord

Schäffer the Darklord (or STD) is an entertainer from New York with an act comprised of rap songs and stand-up comedy. From his many years as a drummer in groups like SF-based noise metal behemoths Burmese, STD harvests material dealing with sex, drugs, and rock bands. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader...all rolled into a jaded rock and roll expatriate, covering topics from Jesus zombies to post-apocalyptic clone sex.

Read more about Schaffer the Darklord on Last.fm.


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