Supervillain Lyrics

So we we meet again my noble heroic friend
this fued has brewed forever but tonight it will end.
And then there will be nothing left of you but a memory -
My olf foe, arch rival nemesis and enemy
You see my grand-dad invented tying lasses to train tracks.
cackling, twisting his mustache
and my dad's the one who carried it on, in the sixties, holding hostages with atomic bombs,
I come from a long line of this kind of people, I represent a third generation of evil.
It courses through my blood, this love of chaos and killin'.
so much more than just a criminal, I'm a supervillian.
In a mask and black gloves pulled up past my elbows,
Hello! I'm elbowing both (???)
A massive wild hair in red or orange or green,
with a single silver streak, I look horribly mean.
I got an army of weapons and robots and dudes,
and a gold membership into the legion of doom,
Beyond the doors of my fortress, it's pouring down rain

I'm no madman, man, no I'm fucking insane!
My sattilite sight's ain't gone strategic site,
laser beams'll vaporize this city tonight
I had to pull a diamond heist to buy my doomsday device.
It'll turn the earth to ice; yeah, it's pretty nice.
Send out your signal, call on your hero
I kidnapped his lady, now his powers are zero.
I'll give him ultimatums, yeah, I'll drop em' like pearls - you can choose one hero, the world or the girl!
The Joker, Lex Luthor, Two-Face, and Bizarro
Doc Oc, Juggernaut, Ming, and Magneto
Green Goblin, Penguin, Venom, Electro
Megatron, Cobra Commander, and Destro...OH!
I root for the bad guys
with the evil eyes, fists to the sky they're screaming die, die die!
I root for the bad guys
the sick and the twisted, so sadistic and wicked,
I root for the bad guys
the psychopathic maniacs with black hats or I
I root for the bad guys
chillin' like a supervillian, killin for sport.
Now Mr. Freeze!
Now superheros are bigger, and stronger although
villians'll triple their sales in action figures alone.
Heros have hearts (aww)
We control minds
They get the good press
we get the good lines
we say things like "rue the day!"
and "for this the people of this little city shall pay!"
and "Now I shall show you absolute fear."
and "Well well well what do we have here?"
Hey mr hero, why the cape and the half mask?
Your costume looks stupid - mines fuckin' badass!
now buzz off. you got a city to save - I'll be back at my lair gigglin' diggin' your grave.
to me, your identity is no secret, I know the story of your origin and I know you weakness.
carry on with your absurd monolouge you silly bastard - I won't hear a word over my own demonic laughter!
Heros play supporting roles, the villians the star
With my ha' british accent, rolling my 'r's
R-r-r-r-rolling in my getaway car!
Go ahead and try to chase me but you won't get far.
My cold black heart starts pumping endorphins every time I leave a bomb in a bus full of orphans.
With the door sealed shut, brakes cut and it's racing towards the edge of a cliff - shit, you better go and save em!
Walk into a trap, pass out now it's dark, wake up in chains over a tank full of sharks,
I'm sure you'll get free, you always do when the time comes, even I've escaped a dozen times from the asylum.
I got the DA the commisioner and the mayor, tied up to a bomb and in my palm I hold the detonator.
All along, this was my plan; now I'll give you the count of ten to meet my demands
10-9-8-7-6-5- ah, fuck it!
Skeletor catwoman and doctor doom
doomsday kingpin and ras al ghul
Shredder and sandman
darth vader and scarecrow
Brainiac mr. mytzlplk and mysterio - OH!
I root for the bad guys
with the evil eyes, fists to the sky they're screaming die, die die!
I root for the bad guys
the sick and the twisted, so sadistic and wicked,
I root for the bad guys
the psychopathic maniacs with black hats or I
I root for the bad guys
chillin' like a supervillian, killin for sport.
Now when the smoke clears, and I've see the light,surrounded by four walls, padded and white, in a straight jacket - dammit! This isn't the end, CURSE YOU SUPERHERO, WE SHALL MEET AGAIN!
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Lyrics submitted by Ryn Shar.