Minimum Wage Lyrics

Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin' but a bowl a grits
And this United States proud crap makes me sick
People tell me to make a name for yourself
'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I'll never understand
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I'll take a work strike over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don't care about anything
As long as those striking ain't bottling beer

Give me a gun let's go get the businessman
He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time the government has gone too far
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage
Minimum wage
Minimum wage