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My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy - Cledus T. Judd



     
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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Hi ho Silver, away!After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kicking when the police finally caught me
Give me back my horseNot a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they's arresting meMy cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on
He's always staring at me when them guards are goneI'm running out of cigarettes he's asking me to dance
He say's I'm looking good in these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexyI'd give anything to be back on my bus

I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songsSays he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home
Answer the phoneMy cellmate thinks I'm sexy he just won't leave me alone
He's blowing kisses at me and I'm a duckin' 'em allI hate to break it to him I'm in no mood for romance
What part of no don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexyWell one day behind bars is long enough
'Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light upMy cellmate thinks I uh
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney this ain't nowhere I belongMe and Tim's in trouble buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy, my cellmate thinks I'm sexyI had him from hello, what's up!

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Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Marietta, Georgia) is a country music singer, parody artist and entertainer best known by his stage name Cledus T. Judd (No Relation) (implying he is not related to The Judds) or often just Cledus T. Judd. Best known for parodies of popular country songs, Judd is sometimes called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and like Yankovic his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies.


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