My Dog Is a Plumber - Dick Cavett

My Dog Is a Plumber Lyrics

My dog is a plumber
so he must be a boy.
Although i must tell you
his favorite toy
is a little play stove
with pans and with pots
which he really must like
'cause he plays with it lots.
So perhaps he's a girl
which kinda makes sense.
Since he can't throw a ball
or can't climb a fence.
But neither can
and i KNOW he's a man
and mom is a woman
and SHE drives a van.
So perhaps the problem
is in trying to tell

just who a person is,
by what they do well.
~Dick Cavet