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My Fondest Childhood Memories

When I was ten I had a live in babysitter,

She had a pet Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers.

She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered

And I loved her till I caught her sexing my father.She gonna hurt you daddy never again,

She wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend, so I killed her.When I was thirteen the plumber stopped by,

The house was flooding and no one knew why.

Within no time at all he got rid of the water

And I was grateful till I caught him plunging my mother.He gonna hurt you momma never again,

He wasn't a friend, so I killed him.

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend so I killed him,

She gonna hurt your daddy never again,

She wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

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