My Girlfriend Is a Rock - Nervebreakers

My Girlfriend Is a Rock Lyrics

My Girlfriend is a rock.
My Girlfriend is a rock.
I made her out of sol-id stone so I'd never be alone.
My Girlfriend is a rock.
We walk around the block.
She walks good for a rock.
All the neighbors stop and stare, I guess cause she ain't got no hair.
But that's okay for a rock.
Everybody asks me how she is in bed,
Does she feel cold, does she feel dead?
I just tell them that she's alright for me
But she is a little bit, Heav-y!
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My Girlfriend is a rock.

My Girlfriend is a rock.
I used to have her made of wood, but she wasn't very good.
I like them made of rock.
We like to sit and talk.
She talks good for a rock.
All the neighbors stop and stare, can't understand what she's saying there.
They don't understand rock.
Yeah you oughta see her in the swimming pool,
She swims pretty good as a general rule.
But she doesn't swim, no, quite as good,
As a girl made out of wood.
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My Girlfriend is a rock.
She looks like a piece of chalk.
Or maybe alabaster,
I guess I'll have to ask her.
She really lkes to Pogo, move her feet,
She dances pretty good for a piece of concrete, what the heck she's just a rock.
My Girlfriend is a rock.
You know it's only rock,
It's only, only rock,
It's only rock, rock
My Girlfriend is a rock.
They don't understand rock.
Words and music - Carl Giesecke
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Lyrics submitted by Robert Childres.