My Rival's Dead - Snail Bob

My Rival's Dead Lyrics

He went off in September (went where?)
To help and fight the war.
He came back in December in a brand new stylish hearse.
And I'm Glad my rival's dead. I'm glad my rival's dead.
Well, I was at his funeral. Couldn't help but crack a grin.
I don't know who invited me, but hey! Sucks for them!
'Cos I'm glad my rival's dead. I'm glad my rival's dead.
He used to pick on me in high school (oh really, now?) and steal all my girls.
But HAHAHA those days are over, now.
And I'm singing Joy to the World.
'Cos I'm glad my rival's dead. JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY JOY!
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Lyrics submitted by Snail.