No Hablo Ingles - Bowling for Soup
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No Hablo Ingles Lyrics
My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo InglsPoliceman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo InglsA hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar
No hablo InglsSome douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo InglsOne, when I'm not feeling it
Two, when someone's full of shit
Three, when I get cut off at the barTo make a getaway it's all you gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo InglsMy nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo InglsWalking my dog I see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo InglsMy mamma gets mad 'cause I never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo InglsA guy walks up and says
"Doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla InglsOne, so many different uses
Two, you don't need no excuses
Three, it's as easy as the third gradeThe perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
No hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo InglsDid you brush your teeth?
No hablo Ingls
Where'd you leave your pants?
No hablo InglsDid you feed the fish?
No hablo Ingls
Do you like my band?
Wait, don't answer thatNo hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls, no hablo InglsDo you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingls
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo InglsHey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingls
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo InglsNo hablo Ingls, no hablo Ingls
No hablo Ingls
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