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Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat.Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon, right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I'll just have fruit
How's that T-bone?
No really, it's cool
I'll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas
Kill me pleaseI'm tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
I want some meat

I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well I'd eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I'd fuck up that Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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