Not Appropriate Lyrics

Don’t curse, don’t giggle, don’t fart, don’t spit,
Or you’ll be not appropriate.
Don’t kiss in public, don’t give a hug
Even if it’s someone that you really love,
It’s not appropriate.
Don’t pierce your body, don’t get a tattoo,
Only do the things you’re supposed to do.
Don’t try to be happy,
Don’t try to be gay,
Just do everything in the proper way,
That’s appropriate.
Don’t drive your car fast, don’t hang out with your friends,
They say it’s not appropriate so tell me again,
It’s appropriate just to work your life away.
If you’re trying to enjoy yourself somebody always say,
“It’s not appropriate”.

(spoken)
You are so inappropriate young man, and
All you want to do is not what we want you to do
Blah bah blah blah ba blah…..
I try to pay attention to what they’re telling me
But I don’t thing appropriate is something I want to be.
So I’ll confess to you, if you don’t know it yet,
I hope I never turn out to be appropriate.
I’m no appropriate.
Doo doo doo doo………