Open His Head / Where's Jack Was - Orville Stoeber

Open His Head / Where's Jack Was Lyrics

Open his head, baby
You’ll find a heart in it
(cracked)
Open that heart, Mabel
You’ll find a bed in it
(fact)
Open that bed, Sibyl
You’ll find a tart in it
(wed)
Open that tart, lady
You’ll find his mind in it
(dead)
Where’s Jack Was?

General Was
hero of the Battle of Because
he’s squatting
in the middle or remember
with his rotten old forgotten
full of why
(rub-ber-bub)
bub?
(bubs)
Where’s Jim Soon?
Admiral Soon
saviour of the Navy of the Moon
He’s swooning
at the bottom of the ocean
of forever with a never
in his fly
(rub-ber-bub)
bub?
(bubs)
Where’s John Big?
Doughgob Big
past master of the Art of jig-a-jig
sitting pretty
on the top of notwithstanding
with his censored up
a wench’s rock-a-bye
(rub-ber-bub)
bub?
(bubs)
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon