Orlov Family Song - Alexander Orlov

Orlov Family Song Lyrics

Introducing the Orlov Family Song
With Special Verse by me, Aleksandr Orlov
We travelled to this noble land some centuries ago you know?
From Kalahari desert plains we settled into cold Moscow
Work and sweat and toil and clothes, Head held high for all to see,
We are the Orlov family, the Meerkat aristocracy.
(uh, oh dear, Pavarotti make look very easy! he, okay, here we go!)
The Mongoose hoards came fast and hard, a dastardly surprise attack,
But the gang did run around to beat those filthy Mongoose back,
And on the field of victory we all at once stand up and asy,
We are the Orlov family, the Meerkat aristocracy!
Hail to us! Hail to us! We are the Orlov family,

Strong and tough and sharp and coil yet sensitive but most of all,
the one thing we have battled for, the one thing we will always be,
We are the Orlov family, the Meerkat aristocracy!
Now we compare the Meerkat breed in every land on the planet,
From Milton Keynes to Timbuktu, comparethemeerkat.com has it!
So do not come to ask of us to please insure your new mini,
We are the Orlov family! Not insurance company!
comparethemeerkat.com!
comparethemarket.com!
comparethemeerkat.com!
comparethemarket.com!
They do not even sound the same, any Mongoose can know this!
We are the Orlov family! Not insurance company!
MEEEERKAAAAAT NOT MARKET!!
(uh, ha, Sergei?! How was that? WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T PRESS RECORD?! aha very funny Sergei! you're funny guy!)
Lyrics Submitted by Lee Clough