Pantywaister - JbDubs

Pantywaister Lyrics

Chorus:
Everybody here say Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Verse:
Sissy sissy fag
Sissy sissy fag fag
We is gon' be higher than a stewardess on da rag
Call me what you like
Call me bitchy queen or dyke
Call me an abomination
I'll put your head on a spike
Bridge:
Tell me da truth

I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news, it's Anderson Coop
and I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof
Now tell me tell me tell me
does that make me a Pantywaister?
Now tell me tell me tell me
does that make me a Pantywaister?
Chorus:
Everybody here say Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Verse:
Fairy fairy fruit
Fanny bandit
Cake
You live in your IKEA box, I own a house on a lake
Your IQ is destitute and every little point you make is moot
If I'm an owl then you're a shrew
Hoot
Hoot-hoot-hoot-hoot
Ow!
You can call me Betty Boop
I'm a sexy starlet you a bag of hot poop
Ow!
This here's a Haiku
If I am Princess Jasmine
That makes you Goof Troop
Gawrsh!
Bridge:
Tell me da truth
I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news, it's Anderson Coop
and I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof
Now tell me tell me tell me
does that make me a Pantywaister?
Now tell me tell me tell me
does that make me a Pantywaister?
Chorus:
Everybody here say Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Break:
Bitch you Meowth and I'm Pikachu
Open up your mouth and I'll shit into it
Yes I-I-I-I swear I'll do it
Call me a fag and I'll get to pooin'
Ew!
That's so nasty
While we at it you should get some rhinoplasty
Ugh!
and maybe some vaginoplasty
Bitch yo snatch look like a cabbage patch, Mm.
Bridge:
Tell me da truth
I'm a lady I'm a poof
I wax my chest and I trim my boof
When I flip to the news, it's Anderson Coop
and I think I bet his dick's like totally huge
Totally totally totally huge
I bet his dick's like totally huge
Total-total-total-totally huge
I bet I bet his dick's like totally huge
Do dat make me a Pantywaister?
Hmm, yeah I think it do!
Chorus:
Everybody here say Eh-E-Eh-E
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
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Lyrics submitted by JbDubs.