Particle Man Lyrics

Particle man, particle man
Doin' the things a particle can
What's he like, it's not important
Particle manIs he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle manTriangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle manUniverse man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe manHe's got a watch with a minute hand
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe manPerson man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can

Person manIs he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person manTriangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man