Party of Three Lyrics

Girl I'm
Gonna take you on a date tonight
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
In my chambers by the firelight
This night is gonna be the best of your life
Oooh yeah
The mood is right
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
By the way do you mind if Ninja Brian
Joins us, he's promised not to kill anyone
Oh never mind
It's a party of three
It's just you and me
And a psychotic ninja
Every girls dream
Don't make sudden movements
Good evening, would you like an appetizer?
Oh Brian

Do you see what I mean
Nothing's more romantic
Than a murder in the second degree
You'll be convinced
Though I'm sensing you're not totally
On board with this
Was it the murder thing?
Yeah I thought it might be
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
I'm grinding up against you
And I'm starting to chug
Oh you know girl
We're making it work
While Brian goes completely fuckin' ape shit bezerk
There were three hundered people at this club
Brian killed 297 so that leaves us with a
party of three
If human life were a keyboard he'd be gluing down CTRL-ALT-DELETE
Don't make direct eye contact
Yo I'm the DJ who wants to dance
Okay Brian we get it
Girl you're looking at me
Like you're feeling sick
I'll take you home and give you
Vitamin P
That stands for penis
Nothing will come between us
Brian, lay down a tasty bridge
Damn girl
We had such a great night
It's a shame all bystanders couldnt have survived
We're going back to my place
Where we're going to make love
At the moment of completion I'll release some fuckin' doves
Let me lay the foundation
Of the state of our relation
Theres gonna be temptation
And sensation of vibration
Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
Ending in the culmination of elation consumation
There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention
Ninja Brian's going to be there giving us his full attention
'Cause nothing could be hotter than a sensual embrace
With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
It's a party of three
Welcome to my kingdom of Slam-a-lot
You are the new queen
Please take your throne
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
Oh, hey Brian
I think we can all agree
It's time for me to plow your fields
And sow the seeds of a new family tree
We're young and free
Come on baby
It's just you and me
Ninja Brian
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Lyrics submitted by Liam Dias.