Pears for Lunch Lyrics

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
I look crap with my top offSpend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic Curry Cheese Chips
Garlic Curry Cheese ChipsDigestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants
I don't know what she wantsBet she wants a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wifeDigestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants
I don't know what she wantsBet she wants a wife
Wish I was a wife
Wish I was a wife

I wish I was a wifeI said this and I said that
And I said this, I said this
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your body, but if I said this and I said that, I said this, I said thatAte eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
I look crap with my top offSnorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowow (x2)