Phone Sex - Dan Mintz



     
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Phone Sex Lyrics


(phone dials and rings)
Girl- hello? tweety-hahaha
Girl- hello? tweety- guess what baby?
Girl-what tweety- I can make you moan on the phone baby.
Girl- oh yeah? tweety- I can make you moan on the phone.
Girl- hahaha tweety- I can make ya moan on the phone baby.
Girl- ok tweety- I can make you moan on the phone
Girl- I'm ready. phone sex. (yeah baby.)
How's about a little phone sex? (I'm gonna make it good for you tonight)
How's about a little phone sex? (I'm good with the long distance thing, I like it)
How's about a little phone sex.(I just wanna make you moan just like you do when I'm with
You)
Yo t-low. line 1. take the phone.
T-low- I'm sorry baby, I can't be there with you but I got a freaky idea
Cause girl I'm in a freaky mood. (oh yeah baby)
So follow directions closely, it's gonna be da bomb
And before I let you go darling, I'm gonna make you come.
Chorus-how's about a little phone sex? baby girl, if it's all right.

How's about a little phone sex? since we can't hook up tonight.
How's about a little phone sex? cause you know it'll feel so nice.
How's about a little phone sex? lay back and enjoy the ride.
The real, line 2, now's time to get those fingers wet.
R.l.- touch it baby, you gotta open up.
Just imagine that it's me inside, can't you feel real love?
I want you to ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . scream as loud as you want.
I'm chasin you while I'm away from you, can't wait till I get home.
Chorus let the real make love to your mind. how's about a little phone sex?
C'mon, it's at&t and you and me. how's about a little phone sex?
Baby I'm gonna get so nasty. how's about a little phone sex?
Girl all ya gotta do is lose those pants.
How's about a little phone sex? (time to get real nasty)
When you play with it, use the phone so I can hear it.
How's about a little phone sex?
C'mon girl. c'mon now.
How's about a little phone sex? yeah, yeah.
How's about a little phone sex? here it comes baby.
Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh.
I'm ? ? baby on the phone. ha, yeah.
Oh I can feel it. baby oh, oh, yeah. I don't wanna hurt you.
Baby you like the way it feels when you come so why don't you entertain yourself.
Oh, I know you like it. an oragasm without the back spasm.

Enjoy the lyrics !!!

Dan Mintz (born April 1, 1981, in Anchorage, Alaska) is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is known for his extremely deadpan delivery, keeping his eyes fixed straight ahead and never looking toward the camera or audience. He is one of a few stand-up comedians (along with Henny Youngman, Steven Wright, Demitri Martin and Mitch Hedberg) to use non sequitur one-liners in his act. He landed his first writing job at Comedy Central's Crank Yankers, then worked on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Read more about Dan Mintz on Last.fm.


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