She's My Most Intimate Friend - Bruz Fletcher

She's My Most Intimate Friend Lyrics

She's my most intimate friend, and naturally I shant say a word. It doesn't make a bit of difference to me what the papers have printed or what anyones heard because I like her. Of course I don't entirely approve of her killing her husband but never the less he was a logical person for her to kill and she did do it nicely, we all must confess. She's never been mentally sound, you know. As a child she had a murderous trend. I was with her when her brother fell in the well. Of course I'd never admit it because she's my most intimate friend. Her mother was that sexy Amy Tiddlemouse you remember we all found her rather queer. And her father was a manic depressive, well haven't you heard? Hes been in San Quienten for over a year. So she comes by it naturally. She's such a pretty girl too. I thought it was digusting of that phyician to feel compelled to tell everyone in the court about her incurable poisonous ivy condition. She had so many beaus, I think he did it for an ad. A wretched trick to further his own end. He got every man in town for a patient. Of course I knew it was true, she's my most intimate friend. And after all, I did try to defend her. I said she was drunk when she shot him. Why she'd been drinking like crazy for days she was blind, its miraculous that she got him. She's what she is and of course she'll never mend. She's an intro ultra extrovert but so what she's my most intimate friend. I know she's diseased, I know she's insane. I know she can only be appeased with a lash and champagne I know Leslie fired for her actions with the girls and I know why she poisoned her mother, she wanted the pearls. I know all about the battalion that she left too weak to walk and I know about the stallion, that was only talk. I know they call her house the hutch and compare her to the rabbit and I know exactly just how much black magic she does on the sabbath. In fact I know a lot of things I could tell if I would but a gossip I never want end. Wild horses couldn't drag one word from my mouth, afterall she's my most intimate friend.