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Shower - Jay Mohr



     
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Take off your clothes.
Pick up the soap.
Get in the tub.
Turn on the water and check on the temperature, curtain facade.
Pull on the knob.
Water on face.
This is the place to be time to get nice and clean shower!
Water washer all of the parts of you in need of a good washing, killing bateria on your body, leaving you feeling great increasing your odds that night of getting laid.
When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing having a blast with the water that your're flinging, making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long.
The water's warm and so inviting and it's cold outside.
I want to stay in here forever where the steam doth rise.
Shower!
Better wash behind your ears!
Better get between your toes!
Don't forget your belly button, It's shower time you bitches!
Do your best to get your back!
Let the soap run down your crack!

Private parts need your attention, It's shower time you bitches!
Get everywhere.
Shampoo your hair.
Rinse it all out.
Cleaning is done today, time to procrastinate, stay in the shower.
Another half hour.
Hot water hog.
Pounding on door begines, time for the fun to end, shower!
Scrub!

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Jay Mohr (born August 23, 1970) is an American actor and stand up comedian. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried, which ran from 2008 to 2010, and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire. Mohr appeared as a featured player for the 1993-94 and 1994-95 seasons of Saturday Night Live. Mohr has contributed frequently to The Jim Rome Show as a caller and has also guest-hosted the program.

Read more about Jay Mohr on Last.fm.


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