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Somebody Kill Me - Stephen Lynch



     
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Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.[Spoken]
Kid: You're going to the mental institution.

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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