Statistics - Cadaverous Clan

Statistics Lyrics

25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you with 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these word that i say
Im gonna teach how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
(chorus)
RULE #1
Don't be a Booty call
If he dont respect you girl he gon' forget you girl
RULE 2
If he's in a relationship
And he would cheat on her that means he would cheat on you
RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he want some of your goodies he gone have to work for it

RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickle out here lookin' for a dime
STATISTICS
(verse 2)
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
something to think about when you're taking a shower
something to swallow when you drink your bottled water
Im gonna teach how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
(chorus)
(bridge)
Be patient
He's waitin'
you dont gotta settle for less
leave all that stress alone
get you a backbone
stop being sorry for yourself
Chances make champions
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wasted
(chorus)