Why on earth should he bother buying new swim trunks when the ones he's got still works. Sure they're a bit worn, but they cover his ass and serve as a perfect nutsack. The 35-year-old has recovered from skiing in the alps with his best friends, all though he feels a little bit uneasy away from the mountain. Now summer has arrived and he is filling the children's little plastic tub in the garden wearing nothing but Speedos, brown men's socks and sandals.

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