Stephon the Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer Lyrics

Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in ChristmasAnd soon the world will know
That Rudolph's nose
Is not the only reindeer appendage that glowsStephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeerWell, he came out of the forest
And that's why he's on the news
And ever since that legislation's changed
Now they can't make poor Stephon
Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer gamesStephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?Prancer up in front of him
He's got Blitzen to the rear

He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeerHe's embarrassed by his antlers
He retains progesterone
And in his mind he looks like Doris Day
And if the health plan springs for surgery
Some day, you know, he really mayStephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeerAffirmative reaction
The world is on its ear
Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made
Brought Rush Limbaugh to tearsAnd he'll go down in history
For months or even years
He's Stephon
(Stephon)
The alternative lifestyle reindeer