Stuck In the Middle With You Lyrics

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairsClowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, and I'm all over the placeClowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, pleaseTrying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymoreClowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youAnd you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, pleasestuck in the middle with you
stuck in the middle with you