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You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh...
Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo..
Flaming skull smoking pot, that's the opposite of of not a
Queer tattoo. Its a queer tattoo.You've got a tweety bird, you got a school mascot, got a hello kitty tell you what you've got.
Got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo.
You think that symbol in Japanese means strength of honor; nigga please it means
Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo.Any lower back tattoo is queer, ya might as well say "insert cock here".
Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo.
And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison cuz killed a guy.
That's a... cool tattoo. Sir that's a cool tattoo.You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must have asked
For a queer tattoo. Please give me your most queer tattoo.
Your child's name with the words "be strong" would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong.
Yeah they spelled it STONG, your stupid kid will now be STONG.
How the hell'd they get that wrong? Weren't you watchin' when they put that shit on?Baa baa ba ba baa baa baa ba baa ba baa baa ba.
Baa baa ba ba baa baa baa ba baa ba baa baa ba.You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your
Queer tattoos. So many queer tattoos.
I guess you got that tribal band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
Queer tattoos. Really queer tattoos.You've got barbed wire, got a poker ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face.

Got a queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo.
And by queer, I just mean bad, it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag with a bear wearin' leather and a red ball gag.
That's a queer tattoo.
A literally queer tattoo.Baa baa ba ba baa baa baa ba baa ba baa baa ba.
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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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