Technology Lyrics

Well I've never been to ColoradoOr had a Rocky Mountain highAnd I've never seen the Denver BroncosOr watched a tumbleweed blow byBut I've got a 42 inch TVHigh definition, crystal-clear200 channels beamin' from aboveYeah, I can see the world from hereI can see the world from hereWell I've never been to New York CityOr took a stroll through Central ParkI've never waved up at that lady in the HarborOr been on Broadway after darkBut I've got a new laptop computerA bluetooth speaker in my earA wireless connection to anywhere I wantYeah, I can see the world from hereI can see the world from hereLately I've been gettin' bigger,They say it's lack of exerciseYeah, the double chins keep creepin' in the mirror,I guess it shouldn't come as a surpriseBut I bought an elliptical trainerIt's got a built-in plasma screenNow I can get my cardio with my MTVYeah, you gotta love technologyYou gotta love technologyI've never been to ColoradoAnd I probably never willYeah I do all my travelin' by remote controlsAnd I'm as happy as can be here sittin' stillYeah I'm as snug as a bug in a rugHappy like a pickin' bud
Yeah I'm doin fine on my behind here sittin stil