The Boy With the Perpetual Nervousness Lyrics

There's a kid I know but not too well
He doesn't have a lot to say
Well, this boy lives right next door
And he never has nothin' to sayIt doesn't seem like he does anything
He never helps out in the yard
He lets his mother carry in groceries
'Cause he doesn't plan to work too hardThe boy next door is into better things
As far as I can see
The boy next door is into bigger things
The boy next door is me, alrightWell, he's not like the boys that we used to have
Not like them at all, oh no
Those ones made their parents proud
This one beats 'em allThe boy next door is into better things
As far as I can see
The boy next door is into bigger things
The boy next door is me, yeah