The Donkey Spanker - Aaron LaVigne

The Donkey Spanker Lyrics

I just got back from an underground meeting
A secret society
The DownTown CrowdIt's a secret clan with a funky donkey
This is the story of The DownTown CrowdThe donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The DownTown Crowd"The donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The DownTown Crowd"Now the donkey's out of rehab with bills to pay
So, he says, "banker! Can you show me the way?"
The filthy banker agrees but before they proceed
I got a little fyi for you
I'm a donkey spanker too
What to do? What to do withThe donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The DownTown Crowd"The donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The Down doobie down doobie DownTown Crowd
The Down doobie down down doobie DownTown Crowd

The Down doobie down doobie DownTown CrowdWe got joggans
We got jiggins
We got the jog box
We got gus chiggins
The donkey says;
"It's the DownTown Crowd"Spank the donkey
Spank the monkey
Spank it funky
Spank ba-dunkySpank my body
Spank a hottie
Spank my mommy
Here's BacardiNow the donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The DownTown Crowd"It's the donkey. The banker. The funky donkey spanker.
The donkey says:
"It's The DownTown Crowd"1,2,3,4
The donkey. The banker. The little donkey spanker.
The donkey says: Wap diddy doo now
"It's The DownTown Crowd"