The Ground Rules - BEAT DRUNX

BEAT DRUNX were first spotted in the scorching hot summer of 2005, when without warning, countless reports of a varying number of drunken mastodonts stomping city grounds flooded emergency services. Rescue workers were sent out for damage control but upon return to HQ, were inebriated to the point of toxic delirium and unable to state what exactly had befallen them.

No photographic evidence was ever found, while eyewitnesses were so severely traumatized by what they had seen, not one of them was able to give investigators a shred of useful information regarding the identity of these remorseless agents of mass destruction. Today, the investigation is still ongoing...

Rumours state that BEAT DRUNX are highly offensive and inconsiderate of your personal feelings.

International intelligence agencies state that BEAT DRUNX have a widely spread network of accomplices and pose a clear and present threat to conformist music industry CEO's, sensitive people, bouncers & barkeepers worldwide. UN security council is presently composing a resolution that will allow an international strike force to attempt to overthrow these bastards. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.