The Money Song Lyrics

If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than withoutIf you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?La la money
Oh shut up Jerry, what are you doing?
I'm singing
This is singingDon't you like it?
No, I don't like it, you want to sing with me?
Can I sing with you?

Sure you can
AlrightIf I do not need it badly
Folks will give it to you gladly
But I need it
Nuts to you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?If I am lucky and I make it
You'll be frightened
But who can take it
The Internal Reveno
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?Birds don't got it still they sing
Eating winds up on the wing
Ideal lives some folks affirm
So okay you're a bird but suppose you're a womanIt's a bad thing, oh yes very
For the germs and sanitary
Will you have some? Oh, thank you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?If I got it
Who's got it?
I don't need it
But I need itIf you need it
And I need it
You don't got it
But I want itYou can't get it, shame on you
What can I do?
Funny, funny, funny what money can do?Them that have it
Where'd they get it
Get more of it
Can they keep it?The less they need it
Who don't need it?
The more they love it
And how they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Boo hooFunny, funny, funny what money can do?
Money, money we love you
Funny, funny, funny you can do