The Whores of Sailortown - Salty Dick

The Whores of Sailortown Lyrics

[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Verse I]
There's Betty from Port Adalay,
The prettiest hooker I ever laid
She has a cunt that is snug enough
And tits as big as the Sunday duff
There's a sing-song gal out in Hong Kong,
Takes every inch of my whopping dong
She knows her way around my cock
From the hours we spent at strop and block

[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Verse II]
In Dunkirk, there is sweet Marie
As clever a tart as you will see
Set a frank down by your cup
With her cunt lips she'll pick it up
There's fat Louise who weighs a ton
Built like a cow in more ways than one
Shoves a champagne bottle up her cunt
'til nothin' is seen except the punt
[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Verse III]
There's Nellie out in Bristol Town
She can really blow me down
Says I'm better than the rest
Lets me fuck the whole lay like the best
In Antwerp by the Caten Dike
Annie sings a song I like
Jiggy-Jiggy-Johny it's so fine
Come and get some sixty-nine
[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Verse IV]
There's Maria down in Valapo
Sweet as far as put as go
Whatever I want, she doesn't mind
Up on top or from behind
There's Nancy, lives in port Mahon
By god, she is an Amazon
She'll wrap her legs around my waist
And mash her tits against my face
[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Verse V]
Now, Meg's the queen of tiger bay
Always right for a role in the hay
If a sailor comes in worth a mint
She will fuck him 'til he's skinned
You'll find Kate in Liverpool
She could run a whoring school
She'll drink and fuck me all week long
'Til my pulp and jizz are both all gone
[Chorus]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
[Outro]
Heres to the whores of sailor town,
The white, the black, the yellow, and brown
Walk right in, lay your money down
And fuck the night away
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