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I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won't give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack's impactMake's you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian waxWithout finishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lastsI pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crassLadies love me sending pic's
Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my padThey're like
O M G, Oh whut up, that'd be so rad
We make the beast with two backs

Until we both get whiplashGet with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes andMove to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheetsMy name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every weekTractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freakI should be flirtin' with virgins
Instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certainWith little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burdenDid I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese pervThey're prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the hors d'oversI like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back spaceI like bows, like lace
Like suckin' her face
I like fuckin' her waist
I make a bucket of pasteWhen her eyes roll back
It means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her placeI quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my dick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c'monGet with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin' the toes andMove to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain't done
'Til you ruin the sheetsMy name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every weekTractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin' le freak

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Chris Ward, otherwise known as mc chris (always free from punctuation and capitalization), is a voice actor, rapper and improvisational comedian born September 2, 1975, in Libertyville, Illinois. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hiphop artists, and the high pitch of his voice, celebrated in his 2003 song "10 Year Old" (likening his voice to a child of ten years age).

He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.

Chris has released eight albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars

He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.

In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.

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