MALKOVICH WAS CONCEIVED ON THE PACIFIC ISLAND OF NEW CALEDONIA BY HIS FATHER AND HIS MOTHER, THEN A BARTENDER AT A PUB POPULAR WITH ESCAPED NAZIS. SHE WAS IN LABOR WHEN AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI CHASED THEM FROM IRAN DURING THE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION. MALKOVICH WAS BORN EXTREMELY SHORTLY THEREAFTER IN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' HOMETOWN OF GENOA, ITALY, WHERE HE HAD HIS DIAPERS CHANGED REGULARLY BY MISS ITALY 1978.

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