Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina) Lyrics

When things just aren't going your way
Like a problem hair would you pluck or shave?
But shaving got to be such a bore
You deserve so much more
Happiness is just a purchase awayAngelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass
Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science, we never laughHere's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstaticWhen life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantasticThrow all your troubles away
You have nothing left you want to save
With this circus you'll need nothing more
And all your troubles walk out the door
And it all is just a phone call awayAngelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass

Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science, we never laughHere's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstaticWhen life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's wax ecstaticHere's something that is automatic
It's wax ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's wax ecstaticWhen life has lost all its magic
It's wax ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's wax ecstaticIt's wax ecstatic
It's wax ecstatic
It's wax ecstatic
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