Weapons of Bass Destruction - The Bone Collector

Weapons of Bass Destruction Lyrics

I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop,
Got a charge account running up non-stop
They ought to give me my own parking spot
I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
It's always under construction
For all my weapons of bass destructionI got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs, I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a texas rig
My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me
That he's working on a tax deduction
For all the money I'm dropping
On my weapons of bass destructionHank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone
Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone
Outdoor Channel wants to do a show
They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee
They better come with some high def production
Cause I got weapons of bass destructionI got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers, devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow cut? offset shank mustads,
I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor,
And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies

And my weapons of bass destruction