Welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, TennesseeIt aint been this bad since Conway had him a perm

And youd think by now them sorry sons a bitches have learned

A bunch of soft-rock wanna be, hell they cant even sing

Auto tuning Nashville, TennesseeWelcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, TennesseeAnd now the DJ on the radio wants his payola

He wont play your record unless he gets that quota

He gonna make you play free shows, dress you up in pantyhose

Pimp you like dirty hoe, hold on, here we goWelcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, TennesseeWell, now, kid, we really like what it is youre playing

And you look like you sound good, if you know what were saying

But were gonna change your image, change your style

Change your voice, change your smile

Cut some outside songs and you cant go wrong

They dont offend nobody and theyre three minutes longWelcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, TennesseeNow Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Dakota

Alabama, Mississippi, Carolina, Manitoba

Stay where you are, play your local bar

Youll make more money, wont sleep in your carWelcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

I said, welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee

Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee