Welcome to Yoglabs Lyrics

Lewis: Simon!
Simon: Yup?
Lewis: The new YogLabs employee manual’s here, and I think it could be a good idea if I go through some of it with you, you know?
Simon: Sure. What’s with the music?
Lewis: Well, it’s been proven with tests that music helps people take in information, especially if they’ve just been cloned.
Simon: What?
Lewis: Don’t worry about it! Just covers the basics you know. Brainwashing, thought control, cafe menus-
Simon: Cafe menus?
Lewis: Simple stuff we all need to know, yeah?
Simon: All right, cool.
Lewis: Welcome to YogLabs
The home of innovation
Where the only limit
Is your limited imagination
But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand
So we’ve got a plan that you need to understand

Lewis: Page 4 - don’t ever disturb the testificates while they’re working
Simon: Oh, I might have already done that ‘cos Mandrew got out and I was chasing him
Lewis: Page 7 - don’t ever go in that room that has the black door on level three
Simon: Why, what’s in there?
Lewis: Don’t worry about it, it’s fine!
Hannah: Come with me to YogLabs babe-ay
We make coffee that’ll blow your cares away
Take one sip and you can’t help but obey
Testificate: Just ignore that death ray
Lewis: So, you still with me Simon?
Simon: I think so, but Lewis there’s something bothering me-
Lewis: Good to hear it! Let’s carry on, shall we?
Lewis: Here in YogLabs
We pioneer technology
Robot: From robot girlfriends
Lewis: To goldfish bigonometry
So if you’re feeling sick or are experiencing anti-gravity
It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality
Simon: Um-
Lewis: So page 13 - if the microchip in your neck starts to itch, don’t scratch it
Simon: Microchip? What the hell Lewis… ow!
Lewis: And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles, please head to the bunker
Simon: Pardon? What? Missiles?
Lewis: Don’t worry about it!
Hannah: Come with me to YogLabs baby
We really care about your personal safety
Don’t you worry bout the time travel paradox
Ignore that triceratops
Testificate: His name is Steve
Simon: Lewis?
Lewis: Yeah?
Simon: I’m a little bit worried-
Lewis: It’s all under control! Don’t worry about it!
Simon: I don’t really know-
Lewis: Well sacrifices must be made, to achieve world domination
Simon: Uh-
Lewis: It’ll all be over soon, don’t worry about that abomination-
Simon: No, no, that’s it, that’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m gonna put a stop to this!
Lewis: Simon!
Simon: I’m not doing what you tell me anymore!
Lewis: Mandrew stop him!
Simon: Mandrew and I are out of here!
Lewis: Ugh, why is this microchip not working?
Simon: You’re not the boss of me-
Lewis: Simon no don’t go-
Simon: I’m not going to do what you tell me anymore! See? I’m going to push this button-
Lewis: Nonononono don’t push that button!
Simon: And there’s nothing you can do to stop me-
Lewis: Don’t press it-
Simon: Oh.
Hannah: Come with me to Yoglabs baby
Only 1 fatal incident lately
Initiate the re-building protocol
Sit back enjoy the show
Lewis: Ah, k, fresh clone. Simon?
Simon: Ah, hello!
Lewis: Oh the new Yoglabs employee manual has arrived. Would you like to take a
look?
Lyrics Submitted by kiwi_34