Where the Hell Is Merelli? Lyrics

What do we do?
How do we sell Otello with no fellow here?
Throw me a clue, the case is open!
What do we say?
How do we the swill, a tenor's not on the bill on the company's biggest night!
What have I done to deserve this!?
I'm taking the bastard to court!
I'll sue! There's no way I can serve this ragù with a sauce and some meatball sorge!
Where the hell is Merelli?
Where the hell is Merelli!?
We have held our breath, impatiently waiting!
Who can read when all of our hopes have been fainting?
Serves the hell so long at the deli!
Where the hell is Merelli!!
Lyrics Submitted by Sebastian Athie