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Whiskey Dick - Stephen Lynch



     
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Whiskey Dick Lyrics


Oh my God
I feel sick
Drank too much
Whiskey dick
Tried so hard
With this chick
Still too soft
Whiskey dick
Rise it must
Point to prove
Wait, I just
Felt it move
Try again
Have no doubt
Now it's in
fell back out
Pleasure she is not receiving
Bored and angry

now she's leaving
It just lies there
looking guilty
Small and shrivelled
white and wilty
Did your best
gave up quick
Get some rest
whiskey dick

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Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
The Craig Machine
Live at the El Rey (DVD)
Superhero
A Little Bit Special
Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape; currently out of print)
3 Balloons
Lion

And one Broadway cast album:
The Wedding Singer, Original Broadway Cast Recording

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