Band biographies are pointless piles of self-indulgent garbage. No...seriously. They’re fucking useless. I mean, does anybody really care about how old you were when you started playing guitar? Does it really make a difference how many unsigned, unknown, and completely unimportant rock bands you played in when you were in high school? Will it enhance my musical experience if I am told about the girl you dated in your late teens who cheated on you with her design prof. and subsequently dumped your lazy, pot-smoking, guitar picking, biography writing ass?

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