Zomby Woof Lyrics

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creepYou know I'll never sleep no moreIt seem to me that it just ain't wiseDidja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyesJust about as evil as you could beI am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin' aboutI am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' outTellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOFTellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is . . .Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOFThey said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . .I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof . . .I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
ZOMBY WOOFI am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOFTellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF